Friday, 10 June 2011

June 10th - Double XP!

Today I couldn't be arsed to get up until about 3ish, nothing on the agenda....

I got some practise in on COD in wait for the Double XP weekend which starts at 6pm and moped about doing fook all :/

Had some lovely dinner consisting of pork in breadcrumbs and new potatoes, peas and carrots, which were superb, then returned to playing COD Black Ops until about 2AM..

As you can see...not a very eventful day. Apologies, the first view posts I made were action packed and a good read, it's all gone a bit sloppy and for that I am sorry.

However I do have a few things I can pull out of my sleeve!! The first being....dun dun dun.....Drumroll Please!

Penis Fencing!! (thanks,

Penis fight, also referred as penis fencing, is basically a mating activity performed by certain species of flatworm, for example Pseudobiceros hancockanus. These flatworms are mainly hermaphrodites, i.e. a species not having a specific sex. Each individual flatworm features two penises which are white and pointed. Being hermaphrodites, each individual possesses both - ovaries to produce eggs and testes to produce sperms.

To perform the act of mating through penis fencing, each of the two flatworms attacks the other with its pair of sharp penises that feature the shape of a two-headed dagger. The process involves an aggressive battle during which both the flatworms try to pierce the other one's skin with one of their penises. The defeated one is inseminated by the winner organism, which moves away from the brutal one night stand scotch free. The skin of the loser organism absorbs the sperm through pores of skin, thereby resulting in fertilization and then child bearing.

The act of Penis Fencing is the strangest feature surrounding flatworms. Just because these are born as hermaphrodites that feature both male and female parts, certain genus of flatworms must get involved in an activity to decide on roles as male and female. The act of penis fencing is necessary for child bearing so as to continue with the species. However, the process demands a substantial amount of time and energy from both the organisms involved, more commonly the mother. None of the organism, therefore, desires to play the female part just for the reason that pregnancy is very strenuous on their body.

Bet you didn't know that! Don't they look so cute though?I kinda want them as my pets...

And now for some funny news I came across today...

"Nearly a dozen British holidaymakers and flight crew were questioned by police after a large mid air brawl broke out on a Virgin Atlantic flight from London to Barbados."

I mean the fact these guys had a the SKY! It's amazing Geoff!! They were all drunk as fuck and 30,000 feet up when the incident occured, throwing punches and coffee and things at other people on the plane....

Imagine being on that plane, what on earth would be going through your head seeing a brawl..."Someone call security!".

"On Friday, three members of the same family, who had been drinking, were fined £2300 by a court and banned from ever flying with the airline after they admitted their part in the fight that occurred at 30,000 feet.

Martin and Zoe King and her father Derek Edmonds, 76, pleaded guilty to being part of the “vicious” brawl, which occurred towards the end of the eight-hour flight."

It gets better! You should see some of the onlookers responses when interviewed about the "Brawl"...some of them are golden!

The first, which made me laugh, was this.

"When the fight first started I thought it was an act of terrorism."

Aww, I am fairly certain terrorists don't act in that manner especially in the last hours of the flight, I am pretty sure they get in and get it done...BOOM jobs a gooden, not hang around for 6 hours before causing a fuss and throwing drinks and swearwords left right and center!

"it was vicious. It was frightening. There were punches going off in all directions. I never expected to see something like that."

I kinda wish someone had filmed it now, sounds like it was a fight to watch, some old dear, aged 70 said it was like a movie, bless her.

Moving on....

A few films released this month which look pretty decent are as follows :

Trollhunter, released today, it's about a group of film students that set out to capture real-life trolls on camera after learning their existence has been covered up for years by a government conspiracy. It's on my "to see" list, looks like a good shout.

Bad Teacher, is out June 24th, it's a comedy centered around a foul-mouthed, junior high teacher who, after being dumped by her sugar daddy, begins to woo a colleague -- a move that pits her against a well-loved teacher. This does look pretty hilare, deffo one to look out for!

Transformers: Dark of the Moon, out June 29th...Looks AMAZING! I really don't know what to say, it really does look like it is going to be a great film, the Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets..It's going to be in awesome 3D as well!! Bring it ON!

Make sure you check out the trailers for these films!!

Just watching Ugly Betty for now then off to bed before another action packed CODing day, gotta prestige yaknow! :)


  1. Oh I see how it is more important than your faithful readers. Fine then. It had better be GOOD! :-P

  2. oh man cant wait for more!