June 21st - [Insert witty, yet catchy, title here]

Before I start can I just bring this statement to your attention. A definition of "Witty", by our good friend "Urban Dictionary". (which is pretty much the law, and 100% true and basically the oxford, no?)

"Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them."

According to this statement, which we have already established is true, people should be hanging out with me more often. See me for details on availability :)

Right back to business, my day....

I woke up at about 11am but my stupid "Throwing-up" muscles were hurting again, I really am not sure what the professional term is for them but eh, they're were hurting a bit this morning still so I slept to pass the day, finally got up at about 3pm and moped about, read up on some news, chatted to my friends, the usual, played a bit of xbox and in general just jammed.

I've decided I will be going back to Worcester on Sunday to my real house where I live with a bunch of other students and where I go to uni, it's a good laugh so cant wait to get back, the plan is to get a job too ASAP so need to keep an eye out that end.

I think it is the Cambridge Universities' end of year balls and shiz over these next few weeks because there has been an awful lot of parties and events and fireworks going off at late hours, really does send our dog mental...

Not much to report today in regards to exciting activities, I watched a bit of the Ricky Gervais Show, which is still bloody hilarious, then watched Bob's Burgers and a bit of Big Bang Theory.

I am now off to bed at a reasonable hour of 1:45 AM and hope to actually do something with my day tomorrow, we shall see!

I bid you farewell,

June 13th - Rachel, Flybe & Plans Ahoy!

Genius thinking lead to me not even sleeping last night, you see the logic (supposedly) is that I can go to bed tonight at a suitable time to try correct my cackhanded sleeping pattern, we shall see!

I had some breakfast pretty early and just moped around not doing an awful lot, it was my little cousin Molly's first Ballet exam today and she was off school for the morning so she could do it, they popped into ours on the way to say hi, Molly was pretty excited and seemed ready, baring in mind she is only 6...

We chatted for a bit then Molly and my aunt left for her exam, I went upstairs and dossed about on my laptop browsing the wonderful wide web, fascinating place indeed.

It had been suggested that my ol' pal Connor, who flew over from Ireland in April for my surprise 21st birthday, was to visit me over summer, so I had been looking around for flights and decent deals. I had to bare in mind Connor was a lazy ass and doesn't sleep normal, like myself, so the odds of the leprechaun catching a 7-8AM flight were looking slim, even though they cost a 1/3rd of the price :/

I wandered downstairs at about half one and Molly had just gotten back from her exam, her hairwas all tied up nicely, like ballerinas do (no idea on the professional term and I am too lazy to google it) I asked how she got on, to which she replied with a wide smile and two thumbs up, I assume that means she "Nailed It!". I got some lunch then went upstairs to play with my Rubik's cube and try sort some of my crap out.

I had recently been introduced to one of Connors friends from back home, her name was Rachel, she seemed like a pretty standard lass, and word is she was meant to come over for my birthday too but didn't manage too....Connor had this idea of giving her to me for my birthday or something, you never know with that guy, anyway chatted to Rachel and tried to figure out when is best for them to come over but it's her dads birthday and her birthday in the weeks I looked at which kinda messed up all the recent searches I had done (took like 2 hours)....to summarize, nothing has been booked or set in stone yet. I need to convince these chomo's to get up earlier and save pennies!

Had some pretty tasty Chicken pie for dinner, always a gooden!

Played some xbox for a few hours but couldn't concentrate so I am actually off to bed before midnight for the first time in months! See you on the flip side.

June 12th - 2 Roasts, COD & AWOL Porkers!!

Today got off to a slow start at like 3pm again as I didn't have much planned, Martha yelled up the stairs "Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes" You would never see me leap out of bed so quick, why you ask? It's a Sunday you cracka! Sunday roasts are the climax of my life! Lamb, tatties, stuffing, pudding, carrots all the trimmings...boy was it good! I do love me a good sunday roast!

After nomming down on some epic roast I went upstairs for a shower, I got a text off my mumma saying they were headed over to Moyra and Tony's for dinner, it was Tony's birthday! I agreed to tagging along as it is always nice to see the crew from the other side, arrangements were made for picking me up in two hours time, so I got dressed then got a cheeky few hours of COD with my main man Tommy, I am not going to lie, I was LIVID with the matches we played, Tommy is a slag you see and sold his copy of Black Ops so we were playing MW2 and because I had been playing Blops all weekend I wasn't up to scratch and there are a few little things that really rile me over on MW2, noob-tubers for starters, not to mention the fact when I shotgun someone in the face they still manage to kill me :/ I could rant for a bit but I wont bore you with that!

The time came and my mumma arrived with John, Chloe and Chelsea, we headed over to Moyra's to see the clan! We were there for a good few hours and I managed to nab myself a SECOND Sunday roast, haha get in! It was tasty and for dessert I had some toffee pavlova and ice-cream, we watched "Popstar to Operastar" which was actually rather enjoyable and we I got dropped back to my nans at 9ish.

I headed straight upstairs and got on with my Double XP gaming! played on COD til about 2:30AM then headed down stairs to watch some T.V there was naff all on, so instead I put "Eastenders Omnibus" on which Martha had recorded on the hard drive.

Bill for phone was due today, got a text off Orange so I tried to go on the website as it was all "Go to website and pay manz!" so I log in and I am met with a shit screen which read the following.

"We're sorry, this service isn't available right now. That's because our technical guys are making some planned changes to improve the service you get in future. We're working to get it back up and running by (date and time), please could you try again then?"

Cheers Orange, I am pretty sure the whole Idea of having the brackets was to inform me of the date and time you would be up and running, you stupid fucking eejits, well player Orange, well played.

Ugh.

I read some funny news today about pigs in Russia, made me laugh.

"Escaping pigs cause traffic jam in Siberian city." I saw this header and was hooked, everyone loves a good tale of AWOL porkers! The article goes on...

"Eight pigs tipped their trailer over and fled when they all rushed over to the same side - after smelling blood from an abattoir that they had been driven to."

These pigs got skills! A bit of team work and they managed to overturn their trailer and run wild!

"Two of the pigs are still on the run in Novokuznetsk, Russia, where they caused a huge traffic jam on the bridge they were travelling over."

I love how they say "still on the run" as if they are fugitives who have just escaped from captivity..RUN FREE PIGGIES!!!!

Anyhow folks, sadly that's all I've got for today! See you on the flip side!

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